guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
if u find a person attractive and then take it back after finding out that they r trans: ur transphobic. period.
i dont give a fuck abt what backwards reasoning u have to try and defend urself.
the xmen vs avengers debate is so dumb because the avengers are all like, shitty work friends who have a falling out every other week and the xmen are cool gays who play baseball together
I’m reading an X-Men fic that’s hitting every fandom peeve of mine and if I’m correct Erik’s religious practices are about to be discussed. I feel like this is going to go horribly.
The characterization is decaying faster than the cast of a bad zombie flick
If you don’t hear from me I drowned in gratuitous German
I’m reading an X-Men fic that’s hitting every fandom peeve of mine and if I’m correct Erik’s religious practices are about to be discussed. I feel like this is going to go horribly.
The characterization is decaying faster than the cast of a bad zombie flick
I’m reading an X-Men fic that’s hitting every fandom peeve of mine and if I’m correct Erik’s religious practices are about to be discussed. I feel like this is going to go horribly.
i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.
last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real.
something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.
if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.
